Sewer Plant Destroyed!
Southern Brooklyn, NY - Accompanied by an explosion
of gas which shook the neighborhood, the walls of the local Sewage Treatment
plant near Plum Beach caved in yesterday night, destroying drainage pipes,
computers and releasing tons of unprocessed sewage and it's deadly fumes
into the air. Nearby residents were forced to evacuate as Truffi Victrola,
the nightime manager, fled the scene in a maddened stupor. Police Inspector
Schmittberger refused to pass judgement on Ms. Victrola but stated, "Surveillance
video clearly shows this crazy girl ripping apart vital wiring as well
as hammering mainline pipes with sharpened chisel like hammers. This was
the work of someone with lots of pent up anger who had access to weird
instruments of destruction."