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She's Got an Atomic Bomb
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Sewer Plant Destroyed!
Graveyard-shift Girl to Blame

Southern Brooklyn, NY - Accompanied by an explosion of gas which shook the neighborhood, the walls of the local Sewage Treatment plant near Plum Beach caved in yesterday night, destroying drainage pipes, computers and releasing tons of unprocessed sewage and it's deadly fumes into the air. Nearby residents were forced to evacuate as Truffi Victrola, the nightime manager, fled the scene in a maddened stupor. Police Inspector Schmittberger refused to pass judgement on Ms. Victrola but stated, "Surveillance video clearly shows this crazy girl ripping apart vital wiring as well as hammering mainline pipes with sharpened chisel like hammers. This was the work of someone with lots of pent up anger who had access to weird instruments of destruction."
Word of the situation reached the Mayor, who earlier had been before the Grand Jury in Brooklyn testifying for MUC (Missing Uranium Commision). He immediately took action to have Ms. Victrola apprehended but she had long since vanished.
She's Got an Atomic Bomb
She's Got an Atomic Bomb

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